Cece: \u00a0I thought the fans were fucking weird. Especially the chick who was obsessed with Lee. I knew it was gonna be the Polk dude who was shooting up the station. I’m tired of Lana Winters and Lee. \u00a0(Lane is hopefully gone forever.)<\/strong><\/p>\n Melanie:\u00a0 Well…Audrey thinks rather highly of herself. So weird to go back to them “living” after we watched them all “butchered”. Something I noticed, the FX in the corner of Lot Polk’s video, then they panned out it was a youtube…but the FX was in the corner of the youtube video. Well played, FX…well played. \u00a0(Good catch. \u00a0I have a picture of it later on.)<\/strong><\/p>\n Stef:\u00a0 Simply, I think it was a total waste of time, and they could’ve used that time for making a better GD ending.\u00a0(Are you implying that this wasn’t a good ending, and perhaps they could have spent 45 minutes to better develop characters and their history? HA! Never!)<\/strong><\/p>\n Kelly:\u00a0 This entire scene made me want to turn it off immediately. But no, I had an obligation to this damn blog and here I am! It’s not like I’m surprised they threw this into the show – it has been horrible the whole time. I did however have a slight idea right at this moment that MAYBE season two of MRN was faked and we weren’t ever going to know about it. This scene led the finale off just how I expected – SHITTY.\u00a0(Obligations to this damn blog kept me watching the past 3 episodes. \u00a0I feel ya.)<\/strong><\/p>\n Kent:\u00a0 What in the blue hell is that?\u00a0 That wig is fucking terrible.\u00a0 Audrey is as obnoxious as ever, and yet people wanted her to live.\u00a0 Seriously?\u00a0 I did love Agnes at the very least, but that drag queen is the sort of things that My Roanoke Nightmare is made up of.\u00a0 Fuck man, who did the makeup.\u00a0 I can\u2019t help it, that is just the worst thing.\u00a0 \u201cUhmmm, what\u2019s your favorite color?\u201d\u00a0 Are you shitting me with this?\u00a0 And his response about the full spectrum\u2026..for fuck\u2019s sake man.\u00a0 It\u2019s like, they are trying sooo hard to be terrible.\u00a0 I do love how Audrey looked sad about Rory hugging the dumb girl, and Dom being an attention whore himself.\u00a0 Bristol Windows, that\u2019s the name.\u00a0 She was actually portrayed well because people really act this dumb.\u00a0 I did like the subtleties of Matt, Dom, and Shelby.\u00a0 Bristol\u2019s commentary on turning something wonderful into something crass, yeah, you said it.\u00a0 At least Lot Polk looked handsome.\u00a0 Of course, I see the gun and can feel the social commentary just screaming out.\u00a0 Despite Denis O\u2019Hare\u2019s dapper ensemble, I hated this.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Cece:\u00a0 No. I mean, it’s so cheesy. I hate shows like that normally.<\/p>\n Melanie:\u00a0 I did enjoy it. It was a spoof of the TV show Snapped, where they tell the story of ladies who go crazy and kill people (husbands, husbands and their mistresses, or anyone who looks at them funny. \u00a0(Well, now I learned something new, like the name of a show that I can’t imagine that I will ever watch.)<\/strong><\/p>\n Stef:\u00a0 I snickered. I enjoy the show “Snapped”, so I found this amusing. I thought it was a semi-clever way to show how it all went down with Lee after she escaped the house. \u00a0(If it was a show that you didn’t watch or enjoy, would you find it clever?)<\/strong><\/p>\n Kelly:\u00a0 I was so nervous at this point that all we were going to get for the finale was a reality television style of\u00a0writing; a bunch of different little reality shows here and there with their take on the MRN show. This wasn’t the worst part by any means, it did dive into the trial with Lee which was pretty interesting. I love how they end up making it seem like Flora made it all up and let Lee go. Shocker. Can you taste my sarcasm? \u00a0(Flora did make it all up. \u00a0Fact.)<\/strong><\/p>\n Kent:\u00a0 This just felt like a shitting Making A Murderer or any number of other shows that I do not watch, so there are probably better comparisons.\u00a0 Is this a fucking clip show?\u00a0 Lee\u2019s lawyer was pleasant to look at.\u00a0 Gotta look at the positives, right?\u00a0 Under what logical circumstances would Lee ever be found not guilty given all of the overwhelming evidence?\u00a0 Even if you take away Flora\u2019s testimony, there was legitimate evidence.\u00a0 This shit is straight up insulting.\u00a0 Also, Adore Me ads would be made better by seeing how well they fit, so that everybody would know if it\u2019s something that a dude may want to buy for a special lady friend.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Cece:\u00a0 Exactly as expected. Boring and awkward. \u00a0(I was sooo bored.)<\/strong><\/p>\n Melanie:\u00a0 It did! I enjoyed how she tried to relate and deescalate a crazy in good old Lana Winter’s style.<\/p>\n Stef:\u00a0 Eh, I really had no expectations. I was more pissed about how\/why they brought her on here looking like she was 60 at best, when she should be like 75-80 at this point. But that bitch took a hit! Surprisingly no bruises or anything… hmmmm.\u00a0(Good point about no bruises. \u00a0She’s old.)<\/strong><\/p>\n Kelly:\u00a0 Okay so she definitely aged unlike the trailer suggested! So my theory from last week flew out the door. I think it was a bullshit interview, to say the least. Lana was a bitch.\u00a0I’ve never been a fan of her character though. I did enjoy Lee stickin’ it to her with regards to what she did to her son in Asylum.\u00a0It was pleasant\u00a0having Lot bust in though and steal the show. I’m really getting tired of this Sarah Paulson gravy train they’re running.\u00a0(I like gravy more so than the next guy, but yeah, Paulson needs to have a smaller role, like take a hit like Evan had to this season.)<\/strong><\/p>\n Kent:\u00a0 Total waste of time just to bring Sarah Paulson back on my screen and to tie this season to Asylum.\u00a0 Absolutely unnecessary, and unbelievable that her 70 or 80 year old ass looks that good.\u00a0 Fucking terrible.\u00a0 Plus, the character sucked to begin with, if I may be so bold, which I shall be.\u00a0 Her character was actually a big reason why Asylum sucked.\u00a0 Let\u2019s not put the old nostalgia shine on it.\u00a0 Her character was terrible, and this was terrible, and we should all feel terrible for having sat through this.\u00a0 At least Bloody Face got mentioned.\u00a0 I did enjoy how silly factor of Flora going missing.\u00a0 So dumb.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Cece:\u00a0 I liked Lee at first. I was hoping she would pull through and be the last one standing. She pretty much was; except she started being crazy obsessed with seeing her kid. Then she murdered her ex-husband and killed lots of others off. She was downright shitty.<\/p>\n Melanie:\u00a0 I do think she was a good character. Being the breakout star, I wonder if she will be in future episodes. \u00a0(If Ryan Murphy is kind, no she won’t. \u00a0SO within a season or 2, probably.)<\/strong><\/p>\n Stef:\u00a0 She was never my favorite, so no. Plus, the ending was just a ridiculous way for her to go out. smh<\/p>\n Kelly:\u00a0 Knowing that I was not a fan of this season, and though I was nervous with ‘new’ actors in the show, I think she did a fabulous job. I think she was the unsung hero, even through her dastardly ways. Kent, you predicted she would play a big part in this season and were totally right. Although I agree with your idea that Murphy has a “hard on for Paulson,” he did a really great job NOT making Sarah the absolute focal point of the season by the end of it. Hell, he even gave her one of the worst death scenes in AHS history.\u00a0It was a nice change. (Thank you. \u00a0You know, traditionally, the most beloved characters get the best, goriest deaths. \u00a0But this season didn’t follow that tradition.)<\/strong><\/p>\n Kent:\u00a0 I feel the need to point out that Adina Porter was consistently listed as \u201cGuest Starring\u201d yet ended up being the focal point.\u00a0 That\u2019s amazing.\u00a0 To answer the question, who was often considered the least favorite person?\u00a0 Lee.\u00a0 In the second half, did she get better?\u00a0 Yeah, but not a great deal.\u00a0 Looking back at the iconic characters of the past seasons, aside from The Butcher and possibly Pig Head, this season was lacking.\u00a0 Still, Lee is far down on my list of interesting characters and I was ready for her to after the second episode.\u00a0 Sorry, but she was a shitty character, in my opinion.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Cece:\u00a0 Absolutely. The writing of his character’s revenge made sense. About the only good thing this episode. \u00a0(Yeah, it made sense. One of the few bits of logical closure.)<\/strong><\/p>\n Melanie:\u00a0 I think it was handled well and in typical Polk crazy creepy style.\u00a0 My favorite line…,”The world is watching you young man.” \u00a0(Despite my disdain for her, it was a good line.)<\/strong><\/p>\n Stef:\u00a0 I’m just glad he got capped. None of those inbred bastards needed to live.\u00a0I was almost afraid he was going to kill Lana & Lee first though. \u00a0(Would that have really been so bad if those dumb bitches got got first? \u00a0Wouldn’t that have been better? \u00a0Have you ever seen Wrong Turn? \u00a0Deliverence? \u00a0I Spit On Your Grave (classic not re-make)? \u00a0Question mark?)<\/strong><\/p>\n Kelly:\u00a0 I think they brought him in for a good scene. At first, it caught me off guard so it worked!<\/p>\n Kent:\u00a0 \u201cShe talks too much.\u201d\u00a0 That was clearly the line of the episode.\u00a0 I don\u2019t buy the fact that he had that particular style gun.\u00a0 Once again, it felt insulting.\u00a0 Would the Polks have them?\u00a0 We\u2019re talking about mountain men, so shotguns or a hunting rifle makes more sense, preferably the shotgun.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Cece:\u00a0 It was pure garbage. I hate those stupid paranormal shows. I can’t stand it. It was pointless and I hated it. \u00a0(Nodding in agreement.)<\/strong><\/p>\n Melanie:\u00a0 Loved that shit! I ate it up!!! I knew it was coming and was so excited about it. I do love a good Ghost hunter type show. So much cheese! Also…we got a couple bad asses over here, lol.<\/p>\n Stef:\u00a0 Definitely garbage. Stupidity beyond all beliefs. WHY would ANYONE go back there during the blood moon?? Plus, the acting was terrible. \u00a0(Stop bringing up logical points. \u00a0This is horror damnit!)<\/strong><\/p>\n Kelly:\u00a0 Tying back into my answer for #2, I did worry we were just getting stupid reality\u00a0style scenes the whole finale. This was exactly as you describe it, garbage. I don’t have many\u00a0thoughts on it as I believe the majority of us will feel the same. It was a careless way to take up ten minutes of the finale. This whole season was just cut and paste stupidity. \u00a0(Laughing and nodding in agreement.)<\/strong><\/p>\n Kent:\u00a0 Well, at the risk of insulting my colleagues or readers, I think that this style of show is on the same level as the Kardashians.\u00a0 I seriously think that it is absolute filth, and people should be ashamed of watching this fake shit.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 What is the point?\u00a0 Then, they film themselves breaking through the gate, and then had a guest star.\u00a0 So which is it?\u00a0 You don\u2019t invite a guest celebrity to come and break into a place that you don\u2019t have permission to enter.\u00a0 Where the fuck is the logic???\u00a0 It makes no fucking sense!!!\u00a0 You wouldn\u2019t film that to air on TV, and possibly expect people to believe it. \u00a0Well, at least they have Emma Bell.\u00a0 I may be intrigued, only because of her.\u00a0 Wait, they are telling us that there was trauma there, I think where Dom got killed.\u00a0 Once again, it was filmed, they\u2019ve seen the footage.\u00a0 Why state the obvious?\u00a0 I fucking hate this god damn episode.\u00a0 \u201cI almost peed my pants\u201d is a funny line as she does that in a film called Frozen, no not the Disney fuckery, but rather a horror flick.\u00a0 Why did it take Lee 2 weeks to come back to the most likely hiding spot for Flora?\u00a0 And who the fuck thought was a good idea to come back to a place with numerous confirmed murders during the blood moon?\u00a0 Pig Head showing up was welcome, plus Ashley screaming Croatoan made me giggle.\u00a0 Yes, go Chen\u2019s!\u00a0 It\u2019s kind of bullshit that they didn\u2019t give the nurses a kill.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Haha, the Butcher strikes.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Why the hell are the arrows the weapon of choice?\u00a0 How dumb are those fucking cops?<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Cece:\u00a0 I mean, I guess. I don’t see where else they could have necessarily gone with it. I’m just disappointed in this season.<\/p>\n Melanie:\u00a0 Yes<\/p>\n Stef:\u00a0 Hated it. None of it made much sense to me.<\/p>\n Kelly:\u00a0 Do you want to know what a good way to wrap up this finale would be? Crumple it up, throw it in the trash, and forget it every happened. Yes, I’m bitter about this one. \u00a0(Doing my best Palpatine voice “Gooood gooooood”)<\/strong><\/p>\n Kent: \u00a0I was happy to see Denis O\u2019Hare made it in the last segment, as William Van Henderson.\u00a0 More Lana, oh the joy I feel.\u00a0 Am I wrong in saying that Lee should have immediately alerted the cops that Flora was in there?\u00a0 Hell, she got away with murders, so she seems fairly untouchable.\u00a0 I did enjoy Lee\u2019s thing about drawings and parenting.\u00a0 I do love how Lee is so fucked up, being a shitty parent, but thinking that she can be a better parent to Priscilla.\u00a0 Think about that logic.\u00a0 Then it ends with settlers and their torches approaching the cops on the blood moon.\u00a0 And it ends, so abruptly.\u00a0 Like, could they not have given us a massacre at the end?\u00a0 No, this was shit.\u00a0 Flora somehow just walked away from an exploding house totally unscathed.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Cece:\u00a0 I think Flora was justified. Her mother is a piece of shit.<\/p>\n Melanie:\u00a0 I think maybe she gained some cra cra from her Mama! \u00a0(The cra cra is strong within this one. \u00a0I actually think older Flora will be on a later season.)<\/strong><\/p>\n Stef:\u00a0 I think she was mostly being a little wretch. However, I do think she was being manipulated by Priscilla, and she HAD seen her mother beat her father to death with a rock. That’s gotta do something to a kid. \u00a0(But Lee wasn’t guilty. \u00a0Flora made it up. \u00a0C’mon, weren’t you paying attention?)<\/strong><\/p>\n Kelly:\u00a0 I was surprised at how Lee’s demise panned out. I am quite confused on the motives of Flora in doing what she did. I assume since her parents weren’t really there for her for a while, she found comfort in Priscilla like a sister. They both were lonely, “lost” children. I don’t know if she was “put up” to it really. I think most of all she just was unstable mentally with the loss of her parents, one to death and one to the media\/law enforcement. \u00a0(I think the fact that she had gone through so much and then was put in the spotlight from everything, it definitely played a role.)<\/strong><\/p>\n Kent:\u00a0 I\u2019m going with manipulative, but am probably over thinking this one.\u00a0 I think that she wanted to be rid of her mom after the Mason kill, and when Lee didn\u2019t go to prison, Flora knew her back up plan.\u00a0 We\u2019ll go with that. \u00a0Also, did anybody else notice how similar that Priscilla looked to Gaga’s character when she was alive?<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Cece:\u00a0 I was actually very confused by it. Is she the Druid chick? \u00a0(I can’t determine if it was intentional to make them look so similar. \u00a0It was apparent at the very least.)<\/strong><\/p>\n Melanie:\u00a0 Nope! Still don’t know who she was.<\/p>\n Stef:\u00a0 There was no story! Again, could’ve wasted less time in the beginning, and spent more time on important things such as this. \u00a0(Hell yeah!)<\/strong><\/p>\n Kelly:\u00a0 Though I wasn’t invested in her the way you were Kent, I definitely don’t think she got her moment to shine that you were so longingly looking forward to. Her backstory wasn’t really explained well, if at all. I peeked at your answer, and I think you have a\u00a0great idea there about Thomasin’s husband being her father. I assumed the Butcher had a problem with the nurses because my bets were on her husband having an affair. That’s what assumptions I’ve collected myself as to why the Butcher is bitter and dislikes certain characters. I think her husband was a cheater. \u00a0(It really is the only reasonable thing to ascertain from this. \u00a0I have a feeling that there are more answers in deleted scenes, or at least I hope. \u00a0As a matter of fact, I think this is going to be a big marketing thing.)<\/strong><\/p>\n Kent:\u00a0 NO NO NO NO NO NOOO! Are you kidding me?\u00a0 We still don\u2019t know who her mom or dad were.\u00a0 I think the safest assumption is that Thomasin\u2019s husband had an affair and knocked up a bitch.\u00a0 Otherwise, why hate the girl so much?\u00a0 As the writer, you need to fill in these blanks.\u00a0 You need to tell us why the Chen\u2019s are how they are.\u00a0 So, while I was thrilled to see more Priscilla, it left me terribly unsatisfied.\u00a0 I was not Kentertained.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Bonus Deuce Cubed (Math is fun)<\/p>\n Cece:\u00a0 Favorite was probably Rory\/Edward Mott. Call me cliche, but I love Evan Peters and his two characters were fun. Least was probably Audrey and Lee.<\/p>\n Melanie:\u00a0 I see what you did there! Favorite- Hmmmm…so tough…I think both Evan Peter’s characters. Least- Leslie Jordan, both characters. He is just creepy as fuck.<\/p>\n Stef:\u00a0 I enjoyed Cricket –\u00a0I love mediums, and I have a sweet spot for gay men. \u00a0Real life Lee was really probably my LEEAst favorite. ugh<\/p>\n Kelly:\u00a0 Evan Peters as Rory was ridiculous. I didn’t enjoy Cuba in his ‘big hot actor’ form\u00a0either, but the one that first came to mind was Rory and Audrey – together, separate, whatever. They both sucked. As for my favorite, it very well could have been Kathy had she had a bigger part after MRN. They wrote her off pretty quickly. Even Gaga didn’t get to shine. It feels like they threw everyone away this time around. \u00a0(That was a big issue. \u00a0Nobody got to shine. \u00a0You need to have a few bigger roles every season, even if they aren’t great.)<\/strong><\/p>\n Kent:\u00a0 Pig Head, Butcher, Cunningham, Cricket, and Dom as favorites.\u00a0 LEEast favorite is Audrey, real life Mama Polk, Real Life Matt, Lee, and the thing with the wig on the season finale.\u00a0 Also, props to the Uber Driver.\u00a0 Gay for pay!!!<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Cece:\u00a0 Honestly I don’t really have one. I mean, maybe Cunningham’s plight.<\/p>\n Melanie:\u00a0 I really liked the last episode for the Crack’d and Spirit Chasers sub plots. Both those type of shows are my secret pleasure tv shows. Also, the first episodes, paranormal documentaries are my jam!!!!<\/p>\n Stef:\u00a0 The back story on the witch was pretty good, and the first real massacre of the second half of the season was pretty outstanding.<\/p>\n Kelly:\u00a0 I enjoyed the nurses. I wanted more of them to reminisce a Murder House style. But alas, my dreams were crushed.<\/p>\n Kent:\u00a0 I really liked episode 4 where we actually had a story and some character development.\u00a0 The nurses is probably my favorite story because they told so many details and took care of them, and then gave them all of one kill.\u00a0 I really enjoyed The Witch\u2019s past story, and how Thomasin became The Butcher.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Cece:\u00a0 I loved Agnes’ death.<\/p>\n Melanie:\u00a0 Uhm…I think the nurses. The bad guys killing the badder guys is kind of their MO…and I love it!<\/p>\n Stef:\u00a0 Well, though we can’t be positive whether he was under some sort of trance or not, I’m gonna go with Shelby snapping\u00a0and\u00a0beating Matt to a bloody pulp. It came as a complete surprise, I think making it one of the best.<\/p>\n Kelly:\u00a0 Kathy got a good death being that she was so happy to have the real Butcher be the reason of\u00a0her demise. Reminds me of how happy the Laundress was in Hotel when JPM offed her before the cops busted in.<\/p>\n Kent:\u00a0 Agnes\u2019 based on the brutality and meaning behind it, the original Pig Head, and probably Cricket\u2019s.\u00a0 Most satisfying death belongs to Audrey, because it was dumb and she was so dumb.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Cece:\u00a0 I think this was my least favorite, unfortunately.<\/p>\n Melanie:\u00a0 In the middle for me I think.<\/p>\n Stef:\u00a0 I would say it’s 4th in my book – beating Asylum & Freak Show. Incase you haven’t figured it out by now, Freak Show will always be bottom of the barrel for me. I don’t know how it could possibly get much worse than that.<\/p>\n Kelly:\u00a0 LAST. I started to rewatch Freak Show after this finale so I could retouch on how I felt about it. I still\u00a0think there are better storylines in Freak Show and even Asylum than Roanoke. I just – I have no words honestly. It was so bad.\u00a0(I re-watched the Freak Finale, and I stand by it being the worst, but I can totally see both sides of this one.)<\/strong><\/p>\n Kent:\u00a0 5th<\/sup> tentatively, only above Freak Show.\u00a0 This season, the first 75% was fairly watchable and I enjoyed it.\u00a0 There were so many boring or shit episodes of Freak Show, well over half of them sucked big floppy donkey dick.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Cece:\u00a0 I’d honestly like maybe an anthology type season. Maybe I’m using the incorrect verbiage but what I mean is, like they hinted before this season. I’d like to see each episode play a different story. For example, say, one episode does a horror lore story such as Children of the Corn or something we grew up watching. The next episode does sort of a Creepypasta story like Slenderman and so on. Through an entire season. This way they can tell many stories, and also bring in new actors to AHS, and also recycle our favorite actors into new stories and characters!<\/p>\n Melanie:\u00a0 I would love for them to do like. Frankenstein theme.<\/p>\n Stef:\u00a0 Oh dear… I couldn’t even begin to wager a guess. This is why I don’t write movies.<\/p>\n Kelly:\u00a0 Can we please just go back to the writing styles of the earlier seasons? I had such high hopes and was pretty scared based on a few of the teaser trailers for season 6, but it just let me down worse than I ever imagined possible. I can’t predict a theme yet for the next season. Give me a few months.<\/p>\n Kent: \u00a0I call it “The Will”. \u00a0I have wrote half of the story already, but am not finished. \u00a0Busy week. \u00a0When it is ready, I will put it here on the blog for your reading pleasure. \u00a0I’m not saying that it’s great, but it would follow the AHS formula and be better than this season at the very least. \u00a0As for what the should do, I could absolutely go for a flu epidemic that isn’t zombie related, but show the real dark underbelly of civilization crumbling.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Cece:\u00a0 Always Denis O’Hare, but I’d like to see more Gabby Sidibe again, or Wes Bentley. It would be cool to always have more screen time for Evan too. Less Sarah. I’d like to see her have a smaller role next season. Also Finn. He’s great. I wanna see more of him.<\/p>\n Melanie:\u00a0 GAGA! I would love to see her be a Dr. Frankenstein\/creator type character.<\/p>\n Stef:\u00a0 I would absolutely LOVE to see some of the actors\/actresses lost along the way come back, and I don’t even care how\u00a0big or small their parts… Dylan McDermott, Connie Britton, ADAM LEVINE\u00a0*wink wink*, and most definitely Jessica Lange. I’d like to see Gaga come back as more of a starring role… or even Dennis O’Hare.<\/p>\n Kelly:\u00a0 Evan Peters, Frances Conroy, Denis O’Hare would all be great for big roles. Evan has come a LONG way since Tate and I still loved him as Tate. He’s a classic. But he has truly had a great metamorphosis as an actor. I’d like to see Sarah Paulson and even Lily Rabe take a back seat.<\/p>\n Kent:\u00a0 Denis O\u2019Hare, Frances Conroy, Danny Huston, Taissa Farmiga, Kathy Bates (She\u2019s the best so far, no offense to Lange), Andre Holland, Dylan McDermott, Zachary Quinto, Mare Winningham, Wes Bentley, Finn Whitrock, John Carroll Lynch, Alexandria Breckenridge, and Evan Peters.\u00a0\u00a0 People who can go to the back of the line are Sarah Paulson, Adina Porter, and maybe Angela Bassett.\u00a0 I love Angela, but I would really like to see her have a really big role some season, and it may come with sacrificing a season.\u00a0 But seriously, Sarah, you can take the season off, you will not be missed.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Cece:\u00a0 I’d kill to see Michael C. Hall. Also maybe Matthew Morrison from Glee.<\/p>\n Melanie:\u00a0 I would love to see David Duchovny in a role.<\/p>\n Stef:\u00a0 Hmmmm, it’s a big name and I don’t know how they’d get him there, but Jack Nicholson always plays an amazing\u00a0f’d up part.\u00a0I think he could be a phenomenal addition if casted in the right role.<\/p>\n Kelly:\u00a0 James Spader or Kevin Spacey for\u00a0shits and\u00a0giggles. Let’s change it up, man.<\/p>\n Kent:\u00a0 Robert Englund, Tobin Bell,\u00a0 Matthew Lilard, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Dee Wallace, Sid Haig, or Jeremy Sisto.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Cece:\u00a0 I hope they go out with a bang for season 7. This one really irked me. Also, it’s been real.<\/p>\n Melanie:\u00a0 Thanks for the opportunity Kent!!! Can’t wait for next season.<\/p>\n Stef:\u00a0 I’ll just end up anxiously awaiting the next season, hoping for it to “WOW”\u00a0 and bedazzle me the way Murder House did. I guess it’s like a\u00a0relationship for me – in the\u00a0beginning it’s all new and amazing and exciting, then it starts to lose it’s luster, and at times it’s really great again, and you\u00a0know it’ll never quite be the same as it was in the beginning, but you just keep faithfully hanging in there, waiting for\u00a0some more\u00a0good stuff.<\/p>\n Kelly:\u00a0 Murphy, step it the fuck up or you’re going to be losing a ton of viewers.<\/p>\n Kent: \u00a0While I didn’t like how the last 25% played out, and basically tarnished this season for me, I’m going to miss it because I love horror, and I like seeing familiar faces. \u00a0I don’t ever want to see “reality based” shows on AHS again because they are all contrived bullshit from my perspective. \u00a0I know that they are some people’s guilty pleasures, and some people just love the stuff because they do, and that is why E!, TMZ, and other such stuff is so popular. \u00a0It makes me sad. \u00a0But with that being said, it was provided this blog with a great deal of varying perspectives, and that is what I was hoping for when I started this. \u00a0So while I may have great disdain for many things, it hopefully has made reading this more pleasant. \u00a0Maybe you found yourself agreeing more often with somebody and read their answers more closely, and if so, that’s fucking fantastic. \u00a0If you think I am a horrible human being but found value in what one or several of the ladies said, then that’s awesome. \u00a0We are obviously all built differently, and some of us tan better than others or have better hairlines, but I think that we all had fun, most of the time at least. \u00a0These girls have given me plenty of things to consider and it actually helped me understand this season a little bit better. \u00a0All in all, I had fun with this. \u00a0This was an extension of what I had been doing the past couple of years. \u00a0Kelly and I started talking AHS way back in season 3 and talk about pretty much every episode. \u00a0It seems like every week, I get at least one article from her during the season about rumors or speculation. \u00a0Stefanie and , we started talking about it maybe back during Freak Show. \u00a0Stef has proved to me that she could potentially work well with me in an apocalyptic situation. \u00a0Cece and I have had many a conversations, a lot about Evan Peters and just in general about why I loved or hated a season and same for her. Her and I may not fare so well in an apocalypse, haha. \u00a0Melanie is really the only person that I didn’t have an AHS past with, so it’s been nice getting her input. \u00a0I had fun doing a couple of podcasts with her and hopefully we can do them more regularly next season. \u00a0I gotta thank my buddy Tom who helped during the first half of the season before he fell behind.<\/p>\n Thank you for reading, contributing, or just having a nice chat with me about AHS. \u00a0I appreciate it. \u00a0To the ladies, thank you for taking time out of your schedule to help me do this thing. \u00a0Have yourself some happy holidays. \u00a0It’s time to prep for LingFest, which is infinitely cooler than Paleyfest.<\/p>\n All pictures used in this blog are for review purposes. 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